Gunnison or Bust

Ladies and gentlemen, you may have noticed of late a conspicuous absence of the usual hard-hitting fact based character illumination on the top rated website, THE STATE of NEW JERSEY.

To be honest, this past winter has taken its toll on my constitution. Thankfully, spring has finally sprung and I, as a former Governor, made an executive decision to take a breather at my preferred resort, the unparalleled and unrivaled one and only Gunnison Beach.

But I have a surprise for you today. Because I, as a former Governor, care so deeply about my constituents, I have harnessed the power of the internet to allow you, dear reader, to briefly join me in my holiday:

Yes, I know my respite is colored in shades of Sanford, however I assure you that rumors of my convalescence have been greatly exaggerated and I shall soon be returning to part-time political punditry.

Thank you for your cooperation.

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